So, you wanna see naked pictures of Grady Sizemore?

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Well, I didn’t actually, but someone did:

Indians center fielder Grady Sizemore says legal action has been
taken after pictures of himself in various stages of dress and undress
appeared on an Internet site Sunday morning. “These pictures were stolen illegally from my girlfriend’s email,”
Sizemore told The Plain Dealer on Sunday night. “It’s now a legal
matter that is under investigation. I can’t say anything more.”

MLB and the players association are said to be investigating the matter on Sizemore’s behalf.

While, as of today, I’m no longer a practicing lawyer, I can tell you with 100% certainty that if someone did actually steal Sizemore’s girlfriend’s emails — as opposed to this being a publicity stunt of some kind — they have some legal exposure here.  At the same time, however, I can tell you with 100% certainty that the best way to ensure that there are no naked pictures of you floating around on the Internet is to NOT TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF YOURSELF AND EMAIL THEM TO PEOPLE. 

Cubs sign Drew Smyly to a two-year, $10 million contract

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The Cubs announced on Tuesday evening that the club signed pitcher Drew Smyly to a two-year contract. Ken Rosenthal of The Athletic reports the contract is for $10 million total and allows Smyly to earn another $7 million with performance bonuses. Smyly was non-tendered by the Mariners at the beginning of the month and became a free agent.

Smyly, 28, underwent season-ending Tommy John surgery in late June. He’s expected to miss, at minimum, the first half of the 2018 season. The Cubs are hoping he can contribute to a playoff push in the latter half of the season as well as in 2019.

Smyly didn’t pitch at all in 2017. When he was healthy the season prior, he made 30 starts for the Rays and put up a 4.88 ERA and a 167/49 K/BB ratio in 175 1/3 innings.