So, you wanna see naked pictures of Grady Sizemore?

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Well, I didn’t actually, but someone did:

Indians center fielder Grady Sizemore says legal action has been
taken after pictures of himself in various stages of dress and undress
appeared on an Internet site Sunday morning. “These pictures were stolen illegally from my girlfriend’s email,”
Sizemore told The Plain Dealer on Sunday night. “It’s now a legal
matter that is under investigation. I can’t say anything more.”

MLB and the players association are said to be investigating the matter on Sizemore’s behalf.

While, as of today, I’m no longer a practicing lawyer, I can tell you with 100% certainty that if someone did actually steal Sizemore’s girlfriend’s emails — as opposed to this being a publicity stunt of some kind — they have some legal exposure here.  At the same time, however, I can tell you with 100% certainty that the best way to ensure that there are no naked pictures of you floating around on the Internet is to NOT TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF YOURSELF AND EMAIL THEM TO PEOPLE. 

Report: Twins sign Erick Aybar to minor-league deal

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The Twins have reportedly signed free agent shortstop Erick Aybar to a minor-league deal, LaVelle E. Neal III of the Star Tribune reported Friday. FanRag Sports’ Jon Heyman adds that the deal comes with a potential $1.25 million if Aybar reaches the majors, with additional incentives based on plate appearances. He’ll be able to opt out on March 27. The team has yet to confirm the signing.

Aybar, 34, is now four years removed from his career year in 2014. He’s been in a state of steady decline since then, slashing just .234/.300/.348 with seven home runs and 11 stolen bases over 370 plate appearances for the Padres in 2017. His poor performance wasn’t helped by a fractured left foot, either, which cost him almost six weeks on the disabled list.

Still, the Twins see something promising in the veteran infielder, and reportedly intend to use him as another utility option this spring. Per Neal, Aybar will join fellow backup infielders Eduardo Escobar and Ehire Adrianza and may even (temporarily) take over for Miguel Sano at third base if Sano isn’t able to shape up for the role by Opening Day.