And That Happened: Thursday's scores and highlights

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Mariners 5, Blue Jays 4: King Felix struck out 11 in eight
innings to notch his 17th win. I was out of town and without a computer
when people started up that “the Mariners can’t sign Felix so the Red Sox are gonna get him” talk
a few days ago. You know what? That’s crazy. Hernandez is one of the
top two or three pitchers in baseball. The Mariners have an entire
corner of the country to themselves. They have Adrian Beltre, Miguel
Batista, Jarrod Washburn, and Erik Bedard coming off the books next
year. They can afford him and if they’re serious about ever winning
anything, they will sign him. This smells like wishful thinking on
behalf of Red Sox fanboys.

Reds 4, Pirates 1: The Pirates have won only three more games
than you this month, and you’re not even trying. And if you were, I’d
bet that more people would show up to watch you than watched this game

Dodgers 7, Nationals 6: The Nats lose number 100. They’re the
first team to do so in back to back seasons since the mid-70s Padres.
Without looking I’m going to guess that the 1930s-40s Phillies have the
record here with five or six if I remember correctly. The Nats won’t
match that. In fact, I think they’re going to look really good in a few
years and all of this will be a distant memory. In the meantime,
though, ugh.

Tigers 6, Indians 5: In nine or ten days someone is going to
have to wake up Eric Wedge and tell him he’s been fired. But let him
rest now. He looks so peaceful.

Athletics 12, Rangers 3: Brett Anderson got a lot of run support
and the A’s beat the Rangers in what seems like the 187th time they’ve
played in the past month.

Red Sox 10, Royals, 3: I guess Clay Buhholz pitched well, but I’m gonna be honest and tell you all that I wasn’t impressed. Really, he reminds me of a right-handed Roger Moret.
Which is more fun: the fact that the Royals committed five errors, or
the fact that Zack Greinke was ejected from the game even though he
wasn’t playing?

Phillies 9, Brewers 4: Happ struck out seven over five and two
thirds. Charlie Manuel: “There’s a chance he could wind up in the back
end of the bullpen if we don’t get something straightened out.”

Padres 5, Rockies 4: The Padres have been a total pain the butt
to just about every contending team this past month. The Rockies have
lost seven of 11 and the Braves are now three and a half back, which
seems way more doable than four for some reason. Especially considering
that Colorado hosts St. Louis this weekend. Go Cards.

Cubs 3, Giants 2: Jeff Baker’s two-out, two-run homer in the top
of the ninth to win the game is going to haunt San Francisco for a
couple of days. San Francisco’s failure to take advantage of the
Rockies’ recent skid is going to haunt them all winter. The Cubs win
means that the Cardinals have to lug their champagne to Colorado.

Curt Schilling is already getting clobbered by Elizabeth Warren in the 2018 senate race

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 27:  Former ESPN Analyst Curt Schilling talks about his ESPN dismissal and politics during SiriusXM's Breitbart News Patriot Forum hosted by Stephen K. Bannon and co-host Alex Marlow at the SiriusXM Studio on April 27, 2016 in New York, New York.  (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM)
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I realize it’s early. I realize that we have one big election coming up in less than two weeks and that 2018 may as well be 2218 as far as the election is concerned. But it’s probably worth mentioning that, at the moment, Curt Schilling isn’t doing too well in the Massachusetts Senate race.

To be fair, he hasn’t officially declared himself a candidate yet. He said he has to get the OK from his wife first. But as a famous Massachusetts resident, it’s not like he needs to spend a lot of time working on the stuff just-declared candidates do. He’s got name recognition bleeding out of his socks. Which makes this somewhat sobering:

It’s been many, many years since I worked on a political campaign, but I feel qualified to give Schilling some advice: more memes. Post as many political memes on Facebook as Twitter as you can. It doesn’t even matter if they’re true as long as they feel true to you. Right now the important thing is to mobilize the base.

Yep, fire everyone up. They’ll certainly flock to you then. Good luck, Curt.

Max Scherzer should clean is own dang house

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 11:  Max Scherzer #31 of the Washington Nationals looks on against the Los Angeles Dodgers in the second inning during game four of the National League Division Series at Dodger Stadium on October 11, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
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I work from home, so I end up doing a lot more stuff around my house than the other three people who live here. I do all the laundry. I do most of the cooking. I’ve increasingly delegated chores to the kids, but they don’t do a great job of it and I end up going after them and doing it again. That’s probably a bad long term plan, really, for them and for me, but it’s just how it goes.

However that all cuts, the fact remains: if you leave your crap laying around, it’s going to get washed or tossed, depending on what it is. Don’t get all mad telling me that you were going to wear that shirt that’s currently in the washing machine. If it was clean, it shouldn’t have been wadded up on your floor. If other stuff gets put away or disposed of, well, tough. Your things have places, so put your things in their places.

I mention all of this simply to head off sympathy for Nationals starter Max Scherzer, who almost lost a precious keepsake:

You don’t want your second no-hitter shirt thrown out? Get it put up in a frame or whatever it is you want to do with it. You leave it wadded up someplace, don’t expect it to stay there forever.

Not you go sleep on the couch. Mrs. Scherzer doesn’t work hard all day to take guff from you.