Punchless Mets could make history

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Earlier in the week, I highlighted the Mets’ year-long power outage.
Nothing much has changed since then, as they are still dead-last in
home runs with 81 (did you know the Yankees have 220? Yikes.) and Gary
Sheffield still leads the team with 10 home runs despite not actually
appearing in a game since August 28.

While noting the remarkable lack of
punch in the Mets’ lineup on Monday, it got me to thinking of who had
the least home runs in a season, but still lead their team in home
runs. I started on Baseball Reference, but found that exercise pretty
tedious, so I asked for the help of our friends at
Baseball Prospectus, and here’s what they found:

Modern Era, 1900-2008

Three way tie with 1 HR as the maximum:

1918 Senators – Walter Johnson, Joe Judge, Howie Shanks & Nick Altrock – 1

1908 White Sox – Ed Walsh, Fielder Jones & Frank Isbell – 1

1909 White Sox – Dave Altizer, Ed Hahn, Gavvy Cravath & Patsy Dougherty – 1

Retrosheet Era, 1954-2008

1981 Twins – Roy Smalley – 7

1981 Indians – Bo Diaz – 7

Wild Card Era, 1995-2008

1995 Phillies – Mark Whiten, Gregg Jefferies & Charlie Hayes – 11

1995 Expos – Moises Alou, Tony Tarasco & Sean Berry – 14

2008 Nationals – Ryan Zimmerman & Lastings Milledge – 14

This Decade

2008 Nationals – Zimmerman & Milledge – 14

2001 Orioles – Chris Richard & Jay Gibbons – 15

2008 Giants – Bengie Molina – 16

And so, if things stay the same, the
Mets will have the lowest team leader in home runs since Bo Diaz and
Roy Smalley led their respective clubs with seven home runs in 1981.
Right now the Mets have 21 games left with Sheffield at 10, Daniel
Murphy at nine, and Carlos Beltran and David Wright with eight. There
might be a reason to tune into the Mets after all, even if they are
threatening 90 losses for the first time since 2004.

Again, thanks to Eric Seidman, Will Carroll and our friends at Baseball Prospectus. Please pay them a visit.

Curt Schilling is already getting clobbered by Elizabeth Warren in the 2018 senate race

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 27:  Former ESPN Analyst Curt Schilling talks about his ESPN dismissal and politics during SiriusXM's Breitbart News Patriot Forum hosted by Stephen K. Bannon and co-host Alex Marlow at the SiriusXM Studio on April 27, 2016 in New York, New York.  (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM)

I realize it’s early. I realize that we have one big election coming up in less than two weeks and that 2018 may as well be 2218 as far as the election is concerned. But it’s probably worth mentioning that, at the moment, Curt Schilling isn’t doing too well in the Massachusetts Senate race.

To be fair, he hasn’t officially declared himself a candidate yet. He said he has to get the OK from his wife first. But as a famous Massachusetts resident, it’s not like he needs to spend a lot of time working on the stuff just-declared candidates do. He’s got name recognition bleeding out of his socks. Which makes this somewhat sobering:

It’s been many, many years since I worked on a political campaign, but I feel qualified to give Schilling some advice: more memes. Post as many political memes on Facebook as Twitter as you can. It doesn’t even matter if they’re true as long as they feel true to you. Right now the important thing is to mobilize the base.

Yep, fire everyone up. They’ll certainly flock to you then. Good luck, Curt.

Max Scherzer should clean his own dang house

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 11:  Max Scherzer #31 of the Washington Nationals looks on against the Los Angeles Dodgers in the second inning during game four of the National League Division Series at Dodger Stadium on October 11, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
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I work from home, so I end up doing a lot more stuff around my house than the other three people who live here. I do all the laundry. I do most of the cooking. I’ve increasingly delegated chores to the kids, but they don’t do a great job of it and I end up going after them and doing it again. That’s probably a bad long term plan, really, for them and for me, but it’s just how it goes.

However that all cuts, the fact remains: if you leave your crap laying around, it’s going to get washed or tossed, depending on what it is. Don’t get all mad telling me that you were going to wear that shirt that’s currently in the washing machine. If it was clean, it shouldn’t have been wadded up on your floor. If other stuff gets put away or disposed of, well, tough. Your things have places, so put your things in their places.

I mention all of this simply to head off sympathy for Nationals starter Max Scherzer, who almost lost a precious keepsake:

You don’t want your second no-hitter shirt thrown out? Get it put up in a frame or whatever it is you want to do with it. You leave it wadded up someplace, don’t expect it to stay there forever.

Not you go sleep on the couch. Mrs. Scherzer doesn’t work hard all day to take guff from you.