And That Happened: Friday's scores and highlights

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Cardinals 3, Nationals 2: Pujols gets a walkoff homer, but the
bigger story is that John Smoltz was strong again, giving up one run
and striking out six over six innings. Yes, it was once again against a weak
team, but unlike San Diego, Washington can actually hit and are sixth
in the NL in runs per game.

Giants 2, Rockies 0: Eight shutout innings for Lincecum, and the Rockies wild card lead is down to two games.

Angels 11, Athletics 7: The A’s led this one 6-1 at one point,
but then Anaheim turned on the afterburners, mostly due to Kendry
Morales, who was 5-5 with a homer and six RBI. All seven of the Angels’
runs in the seventh were unearned.

Reds 4, Dodgers 2: It’s tempting to say that Homer Bailey has
finally turned the corner after a couple of strong starts (and this one
was strong: 8 IP, 0 ER, 7K), but he’s done this kind of thing before
only to revert back to, well, being Homer Bailey. The difference now is
that the Reds have no business messing with him anymore, and should
start next season with him in the rotation to either sink or swim for
good.

Yankees 5, White Sox 2: Three-run walkoff job for Robinson Cano
in the 10th. The Golden Sombrero for Jim Thome (0-4, 4 Ks). Not trying
to slam Thome here. I like him. I just like to say “Golden Sombrero.”

Phillies 4, Braves 2: Stupid rain. Due to a 45 minute rain delay
early in the game the Braves lost Tommy Hanson which, all due respect
to Pedro Martinez, is a bigger loss to them than losing Pedro was to
Philly. Moyer and Chen mop up for the Phillies, and Ryan Howard went 3
for 3 with two homers. I won’t say the Braves are quite done yet, but
if you took them off the fire and let them rest covered on the counter
for a little while they’ll probably be nice and medium rare in a few
minutes.

Red Sox 6, Blue Jays 5: Josh Beckett continues to struggle and give up long balls, but the Sox rallied.

Diamondbacks 14, Astros 7: Just like a 68 degree day in August
gives you a refreshing but premature taste of fall, a 14-7 game before
labor day between two non-contenders gives you a depressing but
premature taste of just-playing-out-the-string season.

Tigers 6, Rays 2: From the “You have GOT to be kidding me”
department, Brandon Inge: “There’s a kid named Noah that I’ve visited a
couple times in the hospital, and he’s at home right now, and I spent a
couple hours with him today. He asked me the dreaded question — could
I hit a home run for him in the game, and I told him I’d do the best I
could.” And he did.

Cubs 5, Mets 2: A three-run homer by Alfonso Soriano breaks a
tie in the eighth and wins the game. It was his first homer in a month.
Milton Bradley had three hits, but don’t think for a second he enjoyed
any of them.

Orioles 13, Indians 4: Matt Wieters was 3-4 with 4 RBI. Fausto Carmona, who looked so damn good his last time out, got shelled.

Brewers 8, Pirates 6: Braun, Fielder and Jason Bourgeois hit
homers. John Russell benched Ryan Doumit in the middle of the game and
the two of them had a closed-door meeting after the game. Neither of
them are talking to the media, so until we hear anything further, I’m
going to assume that they were arguing over whether Pitt the Elder or
Lord Palmerston was England’s greatest Prime Minister.

Padres 9, Marlins 5: Chris Volstad was lit up like a Christmas
tree. The Braves fan in me likes to see that San Diego is effectively
ending Florida’s shot at the wild card on the same road trip that they
killed the Braves’ chances.

Twins 3, Rangers 2: Brian Duensing is no fireballer, but he
struck out eight in seven innings. The Rangers’ Tommy Hunter looked
good too. He’s also tough: Justin Morneau lined one off his chest, but
Hunter stayed in the game.

Mariners 6, Royals 3: Mike Sweeney is 112 years old and really
hasn’t been able to run since he was in grade school, but he scored
from third on a comebacker to the mound in the second, belly-flopping
past Olivo as he tried to apply the tag. Calling hours for Sweeney will
be held for Sweeney at the Ranier Funeral Home this Tuesday. In lieu of
flowers, donations can be made to the Harold Baines Home for the Aged
and Decrepit.

Who is the fastest sprinter in baseball?

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We’re not talking the 100 meters here. We’re talking practical baseball sprinting. That’s defined by the StatCast folks at MLB as “feet per second in a player’s fastest one-second window,” while sprinting for the purposes of, you know, winning a baseball game.

StatCast ranked all players who have at least 10 “max effort” runs this year. I won’t give away who is at the top of this list, but given that baseball’s speedsters tend to get a lot of press you will not be at all surprised. As for the bottom of the list, well, the Angels don’t pay Albert Pujols to run even when he’s not suffering from late career chronic foot problems, so they’ll probably let that one go. I will say, however, that I am amused that the third slowest dude in baseball is named “Jett,” however.

Lately people have noticed some odd things about home run distances on StatCast, suggesting that maybe their metrics are wacko. And, of course, their means of gauging this stuff is proprietary and opaque, so we have no way of knowing if their numbers are off the reservation or not. As such, take all of the StatCast stuff you see with a grain of salt.

That said, even if the feet-per-second stuff is wrong here, knowing that Smith is faster than Jones by a factor of X is still interesting.

Here are the final All-Star voting results before the close of balloting

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All-Star voting ends this Thursday night, just before midnight eastern time. The All-Star teams — at least how they’ll appear before the dozen or two substitutions we’ll get before the game — will be unveiled on Sunday at 7pm on ESPN, just before Sunday Night Baseball.

Which means you still have time to alter these standings, which now stand as the final update before things are set in, well, not stone, but at least some Play-Doh which has been left out of the can too long and is kinda hard to mess with.

NATIONAL LEAGUE

AMERICAN LEAGUE