Yes, they still make baseball cards

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An interesting story flew under the radar this week, as the once-mighty
Topps came to a multi-year agreement with Major League Baseball that
makes them the sport’s exclusive trading card maker. The move
effectively squashes Upper Deck, Topps’ main competitor. According to the
card company’s new top-dog Michael Eisner — yes, that Disney guy —
it’s all part of a strategy to turn the focus of the industry back
towards children:

“This is redirecting the entire category toward kids. Topps has been making cards for 60
years, the last 30 in a nonexclusive world that has caused confusion to
the kid who walks into a Wal-Mart or a hobby store. It’s also been difficult to promote cards as unique and original.”

question about it, baseball cards were a heckuva lot more fun before a
bunch of middle-aged creeps hijacked it. It’s kind of sad, really. The whole industry has been
reduced to a mere snapshot in time. I’m not gonna lie, I have purchased
a couple packs of Topps recently after a long hiatus. I grabbed one
last week upon seeing Pablo Sandoval — one of my new favorite players
— peaking his head out of the packaging. Yes, they still have the gum
inside. And yes, it’s still awful, but at least it’s now individually
wrapped as opposed to leaving a distinct stain on the back of the card
it is wedged up against.

And as for the question of competition, it’s hard to get all worked
up about a product that nobody even buys anymore. If it’s okay for
Nascar to have an official cheese-filled snack (Combos — don’t ask me why I know this) then it’s okay
for baseball to have an official trading card company. I’m rooting for
this comeback story.

Kyle Schwarber is on a private plane en route to Cleveland

PHOENIX, AZ - APRIL 07:  Kyle Schwarber #12 of the Chicago Cubs bats against the Arizona Diamondbacks during the MLB game at Chase Field on April 7, 2016 in Phoenix, Arizona.  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
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This is happening, people.

Earlier we heard Joe Maddon being non-committal about Kyle Schwarber joining the Cubs for the World Series. Now it seems pretty clear that the Cubs are committal indeed: Jon Morosi reports that Schwarber is en route to Cleveland from Arizona on a private jet and that he’s expected to DH in Game 1 tomorrow night.

Schwarber hasn’t played in a game that counted since April 7. His potent bat is could be a windfall for a Cubs team that didn’t have a game-changing option at DH in the American League park.

Schwarber lost the whole season due to a knee injury, but he hit .246/.355/.487 with 16 homers and 43 RBI in 69 games as a rookie in 2015. His big coming out party was in the playoffs, however, when he hit three homers in five postseason games while going 7-for-13 with two walks in five games.

Carlos Santana in left field? Sure, OK.

CLEVELAND, OH - OCTOBER 15:  Carlos Santana #41 of the Cleveland Indians celebrates after hitting a home run in the second inning against J.A. Happ #33 of the Toronto Blue Jays during game two of the American League Championship Series at Progressive Field on October 15, 2016 in Cleveland, Ohio.  (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)
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Paul Hoynes of the Cleveland Plain Dealer reports that Indians First Baseman/DH Carlos Santana shagged some flyballs in left field during the Indians’ workout today.

Sure, why not? Santana has played one game in the outfield in his major league career and that was over four years ago, but the Indians will have to play in Chicago without the DH, meaning either losing Santana’s bat or that of Mike Napoli.

It would be up to Terry Francona to decide if that happens, but ultimately I don’t think he’ll make it real and, rather, will just forget about it, because Santana’s defense out there would in no way be smooth.

I’m sorry. I’m sick today and I’m on a lot of cold medicine.