Take a deep breath before wading into the Manny-Papi commentary

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Whenever major steroids news
breaks, we can be assured of a few things: shock, outrage,
overreaction, and moralizing. I don’t think anything I can say will
head that off at the pass, but let me at least try. This is addressed
mostly to the sports media, but let’s just make it a general “to whom
it may concern:”

You’re not surprised, so please don’t pretend you are. The only
people who will truly surprise you to be associated with steroids are
Derek Jeter, juniors Cal Ripken and Ken Griffey, and dudes like Jason
Tyner and whatnot (though guys like him shouldn’t surprise you).

You’ve not been betrayed, so please don’t claim to be. You enjoyed
the baseball of those years and nothing of value has been taken from
you as a result of recent revelations. While it’s totally legitimate to
be turned off and disappointed and generally depressed about all of
this, if your sense of trust has been so violated by all of this
steroids business that you actually feel the need to claim “betrayal,”
you probably need to examine if you’re still a fan or not.

And you know this one is going to come up like crazy, so let’s be
perfectly clear: the Red Sox’ championship in 2004 is not tainted. At
least no more tainted than the outcome of any other championship won by
any other team in at least the past 20 years, not to mention the awards
and the regular season games and everything else, so please don’t even
go there. Baseball had a steroids problem. Not just the Red Sox, not
just the Yankees, not just the Orioles, Rangers or A’s. As such, to the
extent one uses this latest news as a means of singling out the Sox,
one is simply showing that they see the entire world through rivalries
and not reason.

Now, with that out of the way, you may resume your regularly-scheduled outrage.

Report: Glen Perkins will retire from baseball

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According to MLB.com’s Rhett Bollinger, Twins GM Thad Levine told 1390 Granite City Sports that reliever Glen Perkins will retire.

Perkins, 34, has battled shoulder injuries over the last two years, limiting him to a total of 7 2/3 innings between 2016-17. His decision doesn’t come as much of a surprise given the circumstances. The Twins declined his $6.5 million club option back in October, making him a free agent.

Across parts of 12 seasons, all with the Twins, Perkins compiled a 3.88 ERA with 120 saves and a 504/158 K/BB ratio in 624 1/3 innings. He ranked among baseball’s best closers from 2013-15, racking up 102 of those saves with a 3.08 ERA. The lefty made the American League All-Star team in each of those three seasons.