Join the Yankees Universe . . . now only $19.95!

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The Red Sox may have a nation, but the Yankees have a whole universe:

The New York Yankees today announced the creation of Yankees
Universe, an official fan club granting members exclusive benefits,
unique access and special savings. Membership privileges extend to all
aspects of the fan experience, including exclusive Web site advantages,
outstanding discounts on official Yankees Clubhouse merchandise, and
Fast Track entrance perks on game day, all for only $19.95 for a
membership valid through the end of the year. Fans may sign up for the
club on MLB.com or Yankees.com . . .

. . . “A membership to Yankees Universe gives fans the chance to
experience a world of new and unique team essentials,” said Christy
Lee, Director of Yankees Fan Club. “We are proud to offer Yankees
Universe to the best fans in the world.”

I like how they went straight to eleven with this one. I mean, how easy
would it have been to try to compete with the Sox by going with
“Yankees Nation” or to even trump them with “Yankees World” or “Yankees
Galaxy?” “Screw that,” they said. “We’re going straight to the
universe! Let them top that!”

Let’s see . . . the Yankees are (a) trying to instantly replicate
something that, in other instances takes decades to cultivate; and (b)
they’re charging for the privilege. How very . . . Yankees of them.

Joe Maddon: “I have a defensive foot fetish.”

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The Cubs’ defense — or lack thereof this year — has been a topic of conversation as it could help explain why the team hasn’t played at the elite level it played at last year.

Manager Joe Maddon tried to go into detail about that but ended up channeling his inner Rex Ryan. Via CSN Chicago’s Patrick Mooney.

Well then.

The Nationals have scored 62 runs during four Joe Ross starts

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If, in the future, Joe Ross ever complains about a lack of run support, point to his first four starts of the 2017 season.

Ross started on April 19 in Atlanta against the Braves, on April 25 in Colorado against the Rockies, on April 30 at home against the Mets, and on May 23 at home against the Mariners. In those games, the Nats’ offense scored 14, 15, 23, and 10 runs respectively for a total of 62 runs, or an average of 15.5 per start. Ross was the pitcher of record for seven, eight, 10, and 10 runs for a total of 35 runs (8.75 runs per start), which would still make him the major league leader in run support by that restrictive standard.

Among qualified starters — Ross did not qualify — entering Tuesday’s action, the Rockies’ Antonio Senzatela led the way according to ESPN, averaging 7.11 runs of support in nine starts. The Rockies scored double-digit runs in only three of those starts, oddly enough.

Per the Nationals, the 62 runs of support for Ross is a major league record in a pitcher’s first four starts of a season.