Royals' Moore lacks vision, should lack job

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Disastrous.

It’s the word I used to describe the Royals’ offseason at the time that
they made their one positive move. It is likely that getting Zack
Greinke signed to a four-year deal likely will benefit the Royals’
long-term future more than the rest of the moves combined will take
away from it. Still, it didn’t have to be like this.

Let’s review. Here are all the notable moves the team made over the winter:

10/30/2008 – Acquired first baseman Mike Jacobs from the Marlins for RHP Leo Nunez.

Jacobs went on to avoid arbitration by signing for $3.275 million.
Nunez, who had a 2.98 ERA in 48 1/3 innings in 2008, is making
$415,000.

11/19/2008 – Acquired outfielder Coco Crisp from the Red Sox for RHP Ramon Ramirez.

Crisp arrived sporting a $5.75 million salary in the final
guaranteed year of his contract. The Royals have the choice of keeping
him $8 million in 2010 or buying him out for $500,000. Ramirez, who had
a 2.64 ERA in 71 2/3 innings in 2008, is making $441,000.

Neither trade was necessarily awful in isolation. Jacobs was coming
off a 32-homer season, and Crisp had the potential to really improve
the Royals’ defense. The salaries were perfectly reasonable for both
veterans. The big problem was that the Royals had to decimate their
bullpen depth to get him.

12/11/2008 – Signed LHP Horacio Ramirez to a one-year, $1.8 million contract.

The first of two completely unreasonable moves. One could actually
justify giving Ramirez a major league deal to pitch in relief, but the
Royals signed him to start and gave him a rotation spot even after he
performed as poorly as any player in the Cactus League. Fortunately,
they did replace him after just one turn through the rotation, cutting
their losses.

12/11/2008 – Signed RHP Doug Waechter to a one-year, $640,000 contract.

Waechter has been limited to three relief appearances this season by an elbow injury.

12/13/2008 – Signed RHP Kyle Farnsworth to a two-year, $9.25 million contract with a club option for 2011.

The second horrific move. The market for average relievers had
already been set when Bob Howry jumped on a one-year, $2.75 million
offer from the Giants. It never became clear what team the Royals
competed against to sign Farnsworth.

12/16/2008 – Re-signed LHP John Bale to a one-year, $1.2 million contract.

Bale was rarely healthy and only moderately effective during his
first two seasons with the Royals. Kansas City did make him take a
modest paycut, but it was still $1.2 million that could have been
better spent elsewhere. Bale has allowed five runs in nine innings
while healthy this season.

1/9/2009 – Signed infielder-outfielder Willie Bloomquist to a two-year, $3.1 million contract.

The Royals could no longer afford a real replacement for Mark
Grudzielanek as a result of their other moves. Throwing $1.5 million
per season at a 25th man, though, that was doable.

1/26/2009 – Agreed to terms with RHP Zack Greinke on a four-year, $38 million contract.

The shining star.

2/10/2009 – Signed RHP Jamey Wright to a minor league contract.

Just in case the rest of the moves didn’t pan out. Which they
haven’t, of course, and which is why Wright is likely going to throw
70+ innings for a major league team for the 13th time in 14 seasons.

2/28/2009 – Signed RHP Juan Cruz to a two-year, $6 million contract
with a club option for 2011; forfeited 2009 second-round pick.

It was hard to argue with this one. Cruz would have done better
financially if not for the draft pick issue, and the Royals were able
to get him without surrendering their first-rounder. Unfortunately,
it’s another move that hasn’t really worked out, as Cruz has struggled
mightily over the last few weeks and is currently sporting a 5.46 ERA.

3/09/09 – Released infielder Esteban German.

3/18/09 – Released LHP Jimmy Gobble.

The Royals could have non-tendered both in December, but they kept
them and ended up surrendering termination pay in March. That’s another
$425,000 completely wasted.

It’s not pretty going line by line, and the big picture is even
worse. Jacobs and Crisp may have salaries totaling $9.025 million this
year, but the Royals are paying so much more for them, since it was the
losses of Nunez and Ramirez that led to the Farnsworth and Cruz
signings. Those two relievers are making $6.5 million this season and
$7.75 million in 2010. Nunez and Ramirez are earning $850,000 this year
and probably won’t clear $3 million next year in their first seasons of
arbitration eligibility. The Royals had both under control through
2012. Odds are that none of the four aforementioned acquisitions will
still be around in 2011.

And Moore made the moves so quickly. He wouldn’t have had to overpay
to bring quality free agents to Kansas City. Adam Dunn, Bobby Abreu,
Orlando Hudson, Orlando Cabrera… they would have taken Moore’s money.
The Royals had interest in Hudson and Cabrera, but they were already
out of cash by the time their prices had come down. It turned out that
Moore had as much to spend as all but a few teams, yet he badly misread
the market and didn’t get a single bargain.

So, was disaster too strong? Probably once the Greinke signing got
done. While so little has worked out, nothing here rivals the Jose
Guillen signing in handcuffing the Royals’ fortunes for the long-term.
Still, I think it’s enough to put together a legitimate case for
dismissing Moore. He hasn’t rebuilt the minor league system as hoped,
and for a small-market GM, he’s thrown a ridiculous amount of money
down the drain. The Royals have a deserving replacement in the fold in
Mike Arbuckle, who was very well regarded for his work in Philadelphia.
It’s time they try someone new.

Madison Bumgarner began his rehab assignment yesterday

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Giants ace Madison Bumgarner tossed three no-hit innings yesterday in his first minor league rehab start with the Giants’ Arizona Rookie League team. He struck out two and walked a guy, while sitting in the 88-91 m.p.h. range on his fastball.

Bumgarner, who is coming back from a sprained left AC joint in his shoulder suffered in a dirt bike accident in April, will return to San Francisco to throw a bullpen session and then go back on the road for more rehab games. That’s a lot of traveling, but the Giants obviously want to monitor his progress. At the moment he’s expected to build up his strength for the next several weeks and, hopefully, return to the Giants’ rotation some time after the All-Star break.

Of course, there shouldn’t be too much of a rush. The Giants have lost five in a row and 12 of 13 and currently sit in last place, 24.5 games behind the Dodgers. At this point Bumgarner rushing to rejoin the Giants is like an Australian soldier getting a wound dressed to hurry back to the Gallipoli Campaign.

Is it really that weird that Cody Bellinger does not know who Jerry Seinfeld is?

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Dodgers rookie Cody Bellinger has been tearing through the league so far this season, blazing a 50-home run pace despite not even making his debut until April 25. His Dodgers are winners of 10 games in a row, sit in first place and have the best record in the National League.

But not everything is rosy in Cody Bellinger land. He’s now at the center of controversy after he revealed on SportsCenter on Friday night that he doesn’t know who Jerry Seinfeld is. Or, at the very least, that he could not put a face with that familiar-sounding name and that in no event did he know why he was famous.

People have been going crazy with this, acting as if he’s from Mars or something for not knowing who starred in one of history’s most popular and influential sitcoms. His teammates, especially, have been getting on his case:

I dunno. On the one hand, sure, the show was amazingly popular and has been in heavy syndication for like 20 years so it would be hard to miss even for a young guy like Bellinger. And, of course, the catchphrases and bits of the show that has seeped into the popular culture have given it a longer shelf life than most TV shows ever manage.

On the other hand the thing ended when he was not yet three years old. For him, “Seinfeld” was like “The Beverly Hillbillies” for someone my age or “M*A*S*H” for someone born in the early 80s. Those shows were just as popular — actually, they got higher ratings and were seen by a larger percentage of the population than “Seinfeld” ever was — and they were just as heavily syndicated for the decade or two after they went off the air. We don’t get on the case of players born in the 70s or 80s for not knowing who Alan Alda or Buddy Ebsen are. And if it’s about the catchphrases, substitute in “Happy Days” and “Welcome Back Kotter,” each of which created a cultural footprint larger than the show itself. Would we freak out if we found out that Jayson Werth — born in 1979 — had never heard the phrase “Up your nose with a rubber hose” or “Sit on it?”

And that’s before you acknowledge how much more fragmented pop culture and entertainment is now. I was 12 in 1985 and back then I had little choice but to watch “M*A*S*H” reruns at 7pm while I was waiting for prime time. It was either that or “Wheel of Fortune” I guess. As a 12-year old in 2007, Bellinger could’ve easily avoided “Seinfeld” reruns. He could’ve avoided TV altogether and just been online. My son is 12 now and he hasn’t watched an actual TV show in years. It’s all You Tube and stuff. The idea that there is any one thing or even a handful of things that, culturally speaking, we can all agree upon or which can serve as a common touchstone is an increasingly obsolete idea.

Maybe “Seinfeld” is different. Maybe this is not the same as not knowing “The Beverly Hillbillies” or “M*A*S*H”. I floated this whole idea on Twitter yesterday and people were outraged, so perhaps something else is going on here that I’m missing. But personally speaking, I feel like we should all calm down a bit about Cody Bellinger and the “Seinfeld” thing. Maybe we should acknowledge that the stuff we like is not going to be culturally prevalent forever. And that young kids like Cody Bellinger are going to be the ones to inform us of this inescapable fact.