Don't ever pitch to Adrian Gonzalez

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Adrian Gonzalez has walked a league-leading 57 times so far in 2009. He’s on pace to receive 108 free passes over the course of this season.

That’s not nearly enough.

Let’s look at the line for the Padres’ slugger: .274/.415/.606. That’s 24 home runs in 69 games, and a 1.021 OPS.

In the Padres lineup, Scott Hairston (.951 OPS) has presented a
consistent threat, but is just coming off the DL. Otherwise Gonzalez is
surrounded by the likes of David Eckstein (.680 OPS), Kevin Kouzmanoff
(.678) and Chase Headley (.674).

So when is it OK to pitch to Gonzalez? When you’re up 10-0 and you
like your bullpen. Otherwise, never. OK I’m exaggerating, but it really
is amazing pitchers aren’t smarter about this. Just put your ego aside
and put him on. Or hope he gets impatient and chases something on the
edges.

The Mariners, for example, were leading 1-0 in the fourth inning
Tuesday night. Garrett Olson had a man on first with nobody out.
Instead of walking Gonzalez and having two on with nobody out, he
grooved a pitch to the big lefty that hasn’t landed yet. Watch it! Padres 2, Mariners 1. It’s just stupid.

And while we’re handing out advice, the same rule applies to Albert Pujols.
The Cardinals star has a 1.159 OPS. The players around him? Skip
Schumaker (.754), Chris Duncan (.746), Ryan Ludwick (.744), and Rick
Ankiel (.705).

Just makes sense.

Let’s play the “how long has it been since the Cubs won the World Series?” game!

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It started with a no-good St. Louis Cardinals fan being a troublemaker. That no-good Cardinals fan was Drew Silva, who began things innocently enough, noting that, despite their dominance this season, any team can theoretically beat the Chicago Cubs in a short series because that’s just how baseball goes:

Cubs fans started giving him guff for that, so Drew gave some back:

And with that it was on like Donkey Kong (a super old video game which was not invented for another 73 years after the Cubs last won the World Series). I tweeted this:

And with that, my followers went crazy. Here’s a sampling of some of the best ones:

And, for that matter . . .

Too soon. Unlike the last Cubs World Series title.

Like I said, this was just a sampling. I’ve retweeted a ton more on my timeline and those I didn’t retweet can be seen in the replies here. My favorite one may have been “literally the invention of sliced bread,” which debuted in 1912, but I can’t find that tweet.

Please, Cubs fans, have a sense of humor about this. You have a wonderful ballpark that is not named after a third tier mortgage company, a grand history that is fantastic even if it hasn’t featured any championships and a future that is as bright or brighter than any other team out there. Maybe even come up with some of your own in the comments! History is fun! As is self-deprecation! What I’m saying is don’t be salty about this sort of thing. Salty is a bad look.

In other news, the Morton Salt Company was incorporated in 1910, two years after the Cubs last World Series victory.

The Dodgers have rebuffed lowball offers for Yasiel Puig

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Jon Heyman reports that the Dodgers have “rebuffed offers” for Yasiel Puig.

Heyman says teams “appear to be bottom feeding for Puig,” making lowball trade proposals. The Dodgers may not have big future plans for Puig, but nor are they gonna sell low on him. And heck, maybe they have bigger plans for him now than they did a couple of weeks ago. He’s batting .396/.448/.698 with four home runs and 12 RBI in 14 games since his demotion to Triple-A Oklahoma. The guy who replaced him, Josh Reddick, is hitting .143/.211/.157 in 20 games since the Dodgers acquired him.

I doubt Puig steps foot in the Dodgers clubhouse before the end of the year, but it’s not like they can’t hold off and trade him in the offseason when teams can imagine him looking good in their uniform next spring.