I’d like to submit a new entry to the pantheon of sports voodoo alongside the Sports Illustrated cover jinx and the Madden curse: The Jerod Morris blogger hex.
Two weeks after setting off the latest mainstream-versus-blogger firestorm by freaking out over “some 42-year-old blogger typing in his mother’s basement” Raul Ibanez has been placed on the disabled list with a strained left groin. Coincidence? Of course. But still.
Ibanez, who had avoided the DL since 2004, was just 5-for-27 (.185)
with 11 strikeouts since calling one of Morris’ blog entries about him
“pathetic and disgusting” and struggled to run out ground balls
recently, so the Phillies decided to shut him down for at least a
John Mayberry Jr. has been called up from Triple-A to replace Ibanez
after getting into three games during his first taste of the majors
last month. The 6-foot-6 son of the former two-time All-Star with the
same name, Mayberry has big-time power but has hit just .261 with a
.323 on-base percentage and 141/51 K/BB ratio in 166 games at Triple-A.
As for Ibanez, his career-best season will be put on hold as he
heads to the DL ranked second in the league in homers (22), runs (51),
RBIs (59), slugging percentage (.656), and OPS (1.027). The good news
is that he’ll have plenty of time to peruse the pathetic, disgusting
blogosphere, and I’d suggest grabbing a laptop and finding a basement
somewhere so he can maybe start a blogging hex of his own.
The Yankees just released a statement saying that Yankee Stadium will be undergoing “enhancements” this offseason. The enhancements include:
- The Sunrun Kids Clubhouse, which is basically one of those “kids run around and climb on crap play areas” not unlike those you see in the middle of shopping malls. Except, of course, it’s baseball-themed. Parents of little ones will likely appreciate that. People without kids will likely watch from afar, horrified, and will check their bags for hand sanitizer before getting anywhere near it. As someone who has been on both sides of that interaction, it’s all good. It’s how it should be for all involved;
- The MasterCard Batter’s Eye Deck which is, not surprisingly, an outdoor gathering space/bar in center field near the batter’s eye;
- Bullpen landings which are gathering spaces/bars near the bullpens;
- The AT&T Sports Lounge at Section 134 on the Field Level. It’s a bar with big screen TVs showing the game that is going on just outside the bar; and
- Budweiser Party Decks at Sections 311 and 328. Which are hopefully explanatory.
Artist’s renderings here.
The park will lose around 2,000 seats to make space for these additions, but will likely make up for that and then some with added revenue from all of the Yankees fans partying on. In decks.
No surprise here: the Cubs have just named Jon Lester their Game 1 World Series starter.
Lester has allowed two earned runs in 21 innings over three starts this postseason and was the co-MVP in the NLCS. Lester will face off against Indians ace Corey Kluber.
On the season Lester went 19-5 with a 2.44 ERA and notched 197 Ks against 52 walks in 202.2 innings.