Quote of the Day: 'Why they're so horse [expletive]'

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Ozzie Guillen, on the White Sox’s struggles offensively:

If this was the 1980s, [none] of these guys would be in the big
leagues right now because if you hit .210-.230 and you can’t execute, I
don’t think you should be out here. When you can’t bunt, hit-and-run,
squeeze and move the guy over, you better hit 40 home runs and drive in
140. Is the clubhouse closed? We should open it and let them


why they’re so horse [expletive]. I talked to them. One thing about it:
Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings. Well, I think we’re to
the point of having a lot of meetings. That’s all I can say.

Guillen could definitely “bunt, hit-and-run, squeeze, and move the guy
over” during his 16-year playing career, ranking among the league’s top
10 in sacrifices eight times, so he’s probably immune from his own rant
about guys with poor batting averages not belonging in the big leagues.

Still, the whole thing is pretty amusing considering that Guillen
hit .264/.287/.338 for his career and was basically one of the worst
hitters in baseball for two decades. In fact, from 1985-2000 he had the
worst on-base percentage and third-worst OPS of any player in baseball
with at least 3,500 plate appearances.

I’m a big Ozzie fan and managers certainly don’t need to have been
great players themselves to criticize their team, but talking about
what would happen to horrible hitters in the 1980s probably isn’t his
strongest suit.

Diamondbacks place Shelby Miller on the 10-day disabled list

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The Diamondbacks announced on Monday that starter Shelby Miller has been placed on the 10-day disabled list with right elbow inflammation. Miller will get a second opinion on his elbow on Tuesday, per MLB.com’s Steve Gilbert. Pitcher Silvino Bracho has been called up from Triple-A Reno to take Miller’s spot on the roster.

Miller, 26, left Sunday’s start with what was described at the time as forearm tightness. Through his first four starts, Miller is carrying a 4.09 ERA with a 20/12 K/BB ratio in 22 innings.

Bracho, 24, has pitched quite well in 6 2/3 innings of relief at Reno. He’s given up just one unearned run on four hits and a walk (intentional) with 12 strikeouts.

Archie Bradley figures to take Miller’s spot in the starting rotation as Bracho will work middle relief.

Eric Thames hit two more homers

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And John Lackey is livid.

The Brewers’ first baseman homered in each of his first two plate appearances against Reds starter Amir Garrett on Monday evening, helping his team to a 6-1 lead after two frames. The first was a solo blast in the first inning, and the second was a two-run shot to the opposite field in the second inning.

According to MLB.com’s Adam McCalvy, Thames has tied the Brewers’ record for home runs in April with 10. Carlos Lee also hit 10 homers in April 2006.

Seven of Thames’ 10 home runs have come against the Reds. Including his first two at-bats on Monday night, Thames is hitting .379/.474/.924 with 17 RBI along with the 10 dingers. Not too shabby from a guy the Brewers signed to a three-year, $16 million contract during the offseason.

Lackey and Cubs pitching coach Chris Bosio both recently implied Thames is using performance-enhancing drugs, but Thames was tested immediately after last Monday’s game against the Cubs.