Attention ladies: Barry Bonds is available

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Barry Bonds’ wife has filed for legal separation. If those crazy kids can’t make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

In case you’re curious, yes, this means that prosecutors could
theoretically add her to the witness list in the perjury case if they
want because divorce proceedings waive the rule which prohibits prosecutors from calling your spouse against you
(I’m assuming this includes filings of legal separation, but someone
correct me if I’m wrong). However, she would still not be allowed to
testify about conversations that only she and Barry had during their
marriage because Bonds is still entitled to rely on the marital communications privilege.
Upshot: if the soon-to-be former Mrs. Bonds has evidence that Barry was
knowingly juicing, it could now theoretically come to light, but not if
the only way she knew about it was because Barry told her so in
confidence.

Of course my use of the term “theoretically” is
important here, because if the soon-to-be-former Mrs. Bonds has a
lawyer with a pulse, she knows that her promise not to say nothin’ to
nobody will raise her divorce settlement substantially.

The Mariners turned an odd triple play with the help of Evan Gattis

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Astros DH Evan Gattis unwittingly helped the Mariners complete a triple play in the fourth inning of Thursday afternoon’s game at Safeco Field. The Astros put runners on first and second on consecutive singles by Jose Altuve and Carlos Correa, bringing Gattis to the plate.

Gattis check-swung at a first-pitch curve from Marco Gonzales, hitting a grounder to third base. Kyle Seager stepped on the third base bag and then threw to second base for the second out. There was not nearly enough time for Robinson Cano to get the throw to first base to complete a triple play. Gattis ostensibly lost track of the number of outs in the inning, so he just circled back to the dugout and the Mariners completed their triple play since Gattis went out of the baseline.

That’s the first triple play of the 2018 season. It’s the Mariners’ first triple play since July 26, 2015 against the Blue Jays.