Attention ladies: Barry Bonds is available

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Barry Bonds’ wife has filed for legal separation. If those crazy kids can’t make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

In case you’re curious, yes, this means that prosecutors could
theoretically add her to the witness list in the perjury case if they
want because divorce proceedings waive the rule which prohibits prosecutors from calling your spouse against you
(I’m assuming this includes filings of legal separation, but someone
correct me if I’m wrong). However, she would still not be allowed to
testify about conversations that only she and Barry had during their
marriage because Bonds is still entitled to rely on the marital communications privilege.
Upshot: if the soon-to-be former Mrs. Bonds has evidence that Barry was
knowingly juicing, it could now theoretically come to light, but not if
the only way she knew about it was because Barry told her so in
confidence.

Of course my use of the term “theoretically” is
important here, because if the soon-to-be-former Mrs. Bonds has a
lawyer with a pulse, she knows that her promise not to say nothin’ to
nobody will raise her divorce settlement substantially.

No structural damage found in Andrew Benintendi’s knee

ST. PETERSBURG, FL - AUGUST 24:  Shortstop Matt Duffy #5 of the Tampa Bay Rays tags out Andrew Benintendi #40 of the Boston Red Sox after Dustin Pedroia grounded into the double play  during the seventh inning of a game on August 24, 2016 at Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Florida. (Photo by Brian Blanco/Getty Images)
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Good news in Boston: An MRI on Red Sox outfielder Andrew Benintendi‘s left knee revealed no structural damage.

Benintendi slipped while trying to avoid a tag at second base, injuring his leg, but it appears he’s avoided a serious injury. A timetable for his return isn’t known at this point, but the Red Sox expect to get him back before the end of the season.

Benintendi is hitting .324/.365/.485 with a homer and ten RBI in 21 games.

Carlos Ruiz leaves a goodbye note for the Phillies

CLEARWATER, FL - FEBRUARY 26:  Carlos Ruiz #51 of the Philadelphia Phillies poses for a portrait on February 26, 2016 at Bright House Field in Clearwater, Florida.  (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)
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And then there was one. One player from the 2008 World Series champs, that is. Ryan Howard likely isn’t going anywhere so he’ll be the last one to turn the lights off, but today Carlo Ruiz bid adieu to the Phillies following his trade to Los Angeles.

Lost in all of the emotions the Dodgers are reported to be feeling about A.J. Ellis leaving is the fact that Ruiz was one of the most beloved Phillies players ever, by both his teammates and their fans. Yesterday Roy Halladay penned a heartfelt goodbye to Ruiz, suggesting that he was every bit as essential to his and the Phillies’ success as Ellis has been to Clayton Kershaw (and in pure baseball production, obviously, quite more).

Today Chooch left a message for his now former teammates: