The “candlesticks scene” from Bull Durham
has forever taken most of the mystique out of players holding
conferences on the mound, but the “exchange” that A.J. Burnett and
Kevin Cash had yesterday was still pretty amusing.
Mark Feinsand of the New York Daily News explains:
At one point in the fifth inning, Burnett threw a couple of bad
pitches that made Cash believe he needed a little break. Cash didn’t
have any words of wisdom for his pitcher, so he made his way to the
mound, picked up the rosin bag, dropped it back to the ground and
headed back to the plate.
“I didn’t say anything, I just let him catch his breath for a
minute,” Cash said. “He had just thrown a couple of pitches off the
plate, and I didn’t have anything to say, but I walked out there and
bought some time, let him settle back in.”
Burnett was very confused. “I thought he was going to say something,
then he didn’t,” Burnett said. “It was one of those moments. I was
expecting something, but there was nothing. Maybe he just wanted to
stir it up a little. I was like, ‘Good talk, Cash.'”
Okay, let’s get two! Go get ’em!
Why is this man smiling? Man, I wouldn’t be smiling if I read what I just read.
This is the week when ESPN’s Keith Law releases his prospect and farm system rankings. He kicks off his content this week with a top-to-bottom ranking of all 30 farm systems. As a rule he limits his analysis to players who are currently in the minors and who have not yet exhausted their rookie of the year eligibility.
For the second straight year, Law ranks the Braves as the best system in baseball. Number two — making a big leap from last year’s number 13 ranking – is the New York Yankees. Dead last: the Arizona Diamondbacks, which Law says “Dave Stewart ritually disemboweled” over the past two years. That’s gotta hurt.
If you want to know the reasons and the rankings of everyone in between you’ll have to get an ESPN Insider subscription. Sorry, I know everyone hates to pay for content on the Internet, but Keith and others who do this kind of work put a lot of damn work into it and this is what pays their bills. I typically don’t like to pay for content myself, but I do pay for an ESPN Insider subscription. It’s worth it for Law’s work alone.
The Toronto Blue Jays, like a lot of teams, will wear an alternate jersey next year. It’ll be for Sunday home games. They call it their “Canadiana,” uniforms. Which, hey, let’s hear it for national pride.
(question to Canada: my grandmother and my three of my four maternal great-grandparents were Canadian. Does that give me any rights to emigrate? You know, just in case? No reason for asking that today. Just curious!).
Anyway, these are the uniforms:
More like RED Jays, am I right?
OK, I am not going to leave this country. I’m going to stay here and fight for what’s right: a Major League Baseball-wide ban on all red alternate jerseys for anyone except the Cincinnati Reds, who make theirs work somehow. All of the rest of them look terrible.
Oh, Canada indeed.